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Everything Must Go!! (paid for by Daoism)

We like to employ a concept call “Advertainment” here, why choose business or pleasure…

Nice attenpt at an argument! Unfortunately the studfinder has already depicted you as silence and me as a beeping stud

You will need: - Nail Gun - Nails - An enemy

Yo mama so fat, I.M. Pei took on the project of remodeling her house because of the unique structural challenges

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I’m literally obsessed with my homunculus servant that I built from dwarven forged steel

attaching a pole saw to a gun…this vaulted ceiling drywall panel can come down the easy way or the less easy way…where I shoot it

Accidentally put down "cheez-its" instead of "cubits" for the units on my ark blueprint

Leaving the contractor who did my reno a 1-star review because he fucked up the Lazarus Pit and now I've got a Category IV Pet Semetary situation on my hands

(revving my chainhammer loudly) yo, FUCK popcorn ceilings

Activating my power drill but the screw stays in place and I start spinning around like a cartoon character: WAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOIIII

I stepped out onto my beautiful lawn. Suddenly a rake hit me in my face #TwoSentenceHorror

Thank God no one will ever know I came in the fluffer at the gangbang. Wait, is that guy with the clipboard taking notes? #TwoSentenceHorror

I thought that she was squirt squad. But she turned out to be cream team. #2SenHor

Neighbor that just moved in is a world famous recording artist 😃 It’s P Diddy 😰