*FART SOUND REVERB*

"Feh. Something stinks again."

"My despair is so big!"

"What are you doing?"

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"Show of hands, how many of you looked at me at first glance and said, 'there's another airhead blonde?' Uh huh? And how many of you are fucking dead now? That's what I thought."

"See? The golem agrees with me~"

"Kirby isn't real. Kirby isn't real. He isn't 'shaped like a friend,' he doesn't love you, and he won't help you. He doesn't exist."

For Junko's neutral special, she wields a baseball bat.

"I'm just fucking with you all. If I wanted you crazy, trust me. You'd be /crazy./ Absolutely, pants-shitting, drooling, hopelessly /CRAZY./"

"Uh oh! Someone's in despair!"

"Is it that you're irredeemable trash?"

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"Don't ever question me again."

"It doesn't matter if you hate me if you all say my name."

"Love me. Hate me. Doesn't matter... I still live on in your mind forever."