Dalot when he drops a 0/10 but his teammates blocks a cross

10 years ago today, Steven Gerrard played his last game against #MUFC. He got sent off in under a minute 🤣

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Afternoon officer

Apprenticeship enquiry email of the day.

All Mount does is come on, run his hand through his hair and foul people

Work?

boss: “what time will you be in today?” me:

Waking up after blacking out with a with a full inventory is a top 5 feeling

No one’s boshing like him. He’s on an unbelievable run. This is Vardy 2015/16 territory.

Sir Jim Ratcliffe after saving £1.4M on Mbeumo’s wages by delaying the transfer for 7 weeks.

When I was 16 I had to use FUTBIN to solve SBCs ffs they should not be able to vote🤣

Diabolical timing for my brothers stag costume tonight

This has to be the most misjudged putt in golf history.

POV: You’re a West Ham fan trying to find reasons to not give up on the club

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

Just opened the door to kids doing trick or treat and the parents said “it’s not like how it used to be anymore back in our day is it mate?”

The UK must be the worst place in the western world to earn between £80-£140k because you are going to pay Scandinavian levels of tax without any of the benefits of being in a Scandinavian country 😂

Lad outside the ASDA at a desk selling paintball experiences. Just an unbelievably 2008-coded occupation that