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Liam, Cat Lawyer

@liamjamescatesq

I am a cat who lives with a rescue human. I spend my time defending your cat's behavior based on feline law.

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Hi it’s Me I’m the problem Leon is throttling my Account If you see this, can you see Hi? Please ReTweet Thank you, Love Luna 💙 #HarrisWalz2024

Hi it’s Me 

I’m the problem

Leon is throttling my Account 

If you see this, can you see Hi? 

Please ReTweet 

Thank you, Love Luna 💙

#HarrisWalz2024
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1. One day, a young woman sat weeping next to the pond at Mar-a-Lago. She wept because she was afraid that no one would love her. Suddenly, she heard a voice ask "What is wrong? Why do you weep?" She looked and realized that a large fish, a Koi, was speaking to her.

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2. “I weep because I am not beautiful, and I will never know true love,” she told the kindly-looking fish.” “I am a magic fish,” said the magic fish, “and I will help you. Go to bed tonight, and in the morning you will awaken and be absolutely beautiful.”

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3. The girl was excited and a bit worried at the same time. Was the fish really magic? Did she imagine the whole thing? She went to sleep that night not knowing what to think.

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4. The next morning she awoke and went to her mirror. Her mouth and lips had swollen to enormous size while her eyes bulged out to either side of her face. Worst of all, she had large whiskers growing from her cheeks and chin.

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5. She ran out to the pond. "You stupid fish! I wanted to be beautiful. Now I have an huge mouth, wall eyes, and whiskers!" "And you are very attractive," said the fish. "In fact, you look a little like my daughter. She’s gorgeous.” Moral: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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Trump and Vance remind me of two Pinocchios. They lie and do it very obviously. When they listen to their consciences, they hear crickets. Also, each wants to be a real boy someday.

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I only have followers because I am dynamic and sexy and… Okay. I don’t have many followers either. But I love the ones I do have.

I only have followers because I am dynamic and sexy and…
Okay. I don’t have many followers either. But I love the ones I do have.
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It’s quite usual for the red vote to take an early lead a the blue comes on late. Robert Reich did a thing on it. Do not give up.

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“Now the real work begins.” Fuck that. Complete lack of cooperation. Also, if I ever meet AG Garland, I’m going to go in his useless ass. I think they got to him. Then again, he’s another Ivy League rich boy. Think he has any black neighbors.

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I suppose I should just accept the election results and respect Trump when he’s sworn in as President. And I will. I’ll show him as much respect as he and his gave Obama.

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I am pretty goddamn far from okay. And all the people who I have helped and supported over the years? They must be doing okay, because I haven’t heard from them. If they were in trouble they’d be calling.

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I got blocked by Natasha Carter when I called her on voting for that guy. She was saying “people are assuming” but she posted about celebrating and then removed the post. Disappointing. I did not realize she supported Christian Nationalism and was thin-skinned about it.