Well this is a fun new way for Twitter to break. Still not updating the app though.

Gotta say I'm pleasantly surprised to hear my rep say this on the record.

See, to me, these words SOUND like it's a policy restricting IDF members from entering the US. But I'm pretty sure that's not what it really means.

I said rent in Manhattan for retail establishments is very expensive.

1. Just because Congress passes a motion claiming that opposing Israeli policies equals antisemitism, DOES NOT MAKE IT TRUE. Orwell. Kafka. Remember them?

I'm short staffed this week so I clearly missed today's book Twitter main character drama

The Democratic party cannot seriously expect us to willingly reelect this man. #CeasefireNOW theguardian.com/us-news/2023/d…

Managers, please be prepared and compassionate if your employees choose to #StrikeForGaza tomorrow

Y'ALL. AN UNDERGRAD WAS JUST SHOT AND PARALYZED FOR BEING VISIBLY PALESTINIAN PAXSON WTF ARE YOU DOING Brown University

The four horsemen of the apocalypse have been sent to Palestine and they are funded by my tax dollars as a US citizen. #CeasefireNOW

Welcome to the bookseller club, Lauren Groff !

I call it the Macbeth Syndrome, that you can’t peacefully enjoy the privilege of your own position because you consciously and unconsciously know the violence it took to exact it. You are always haunted by the possibility that what you’ve done to others will be done to you.

Very sincere thank you to any shoppers who stay home instead of picking up an order from a local store because you have COVID. Or really any contagious illness!

I got a prize and gave a talk. It didn't go as planned, and this wasn't the talk I'd prepared. But I'm glad I got to say this. zeit.de/kultur/2023-12…

SA Apartheid was a plot element in a goddamn Lethal Weapon movie! Can we get an IDF or Likud villain in the next Fast & Furious?

My dad and my mother-in-law both have covid right now and I would appreciate it if you are feeling sick that you stay home or at least mask up if you have to run errands this weekend! Retail workers of the world thank you.

If you are gathering with people tonight or tomorrow, do yourself and them a favor and take a covid test!

Wait, "affordable housing" units are set aside for households making *130%* of the median income in the area??? Tiffany Cabán what is this nonsense, who is this developer

A lovely chocolate shop in the financial district closed at least 10 yrs ago. It was named after the chocolatier, I think his first name was Christopher? If anyone can help me figure it out, I'll give you a slice of the cake recipe I will make when I remember his full name.

Twitter is still the best place to confirm that you just saw what you just saw