How times have changed LOL

I need ICE to go this hard for the missing/abducted children WITHIN the U.S.. oh wait

My ability to actually return items I bought online used to be completely nonexistent. I forever just took that L, lol But lateeelyyyyy, it’s been a complete 180. Love that for me 😌

I’m giving out journals for Christmas this year.

I’ve never watched a full episode of South Park until today. 💀💀💀💀

Holy shit one of them is a convicted pedophile. PLEASE call CPS if you know where they live.

Lately

The free bbl from pregnancy>>>> With a lifetime responsibility lol

Being told how homey my home feels, one of my favorite compliments 😌

I love hosting 🥳

Just had AI take my order at a drive through. That was rather interesting

Plsssss 😭😭😭😭

Why is Daniel the loml? Well, I asked him to send me a video of him running with both sides of limbs in sync (left arm with left leg, right arm with right leg, not the regular opposite sync placement) And I got two videos in 30 minutes LOL I’m seriously crying 🤣🤣💀💀💀

my FYP’s are so messy right now -.-

Gavin Newsom’s social media team being ran by a 29 year old Latina does not surprise me at all 🤣🤣🤣

love how today feels like a friday and is also my friday 🙂‍↔️