Had a couple of drinks, time for my guilty pleasure; Amazon dot see eh

I’m getting a vasectomy. Not today, but I’ll let you know when I do. I’m getting the referral today, hopefully get it done before my 50th bday, as a treat.

I’m taking Natalia (my girlfriend, who is real) to a concert tonight. It’s her favourite band, she said. Im in it, to win it. Wish me luck frens.

Air supply was pretty cool, we sat 8th row centre. We are visiting Niagara Falls Canada this weekend. It’s the honeymoon capital of the world.

Happy Father’s Day

Good afternoon, I am having my vasectomy today, frens. My scrotum is getting numb. Will report back. Wish me luck!

Finished with ghe vascectomuzer, I got the drugs! It was an inhaler, I’m looped! Didn’t even feel it, I was discombobulated WOOOOO EEEZY POEESY

Same

I’m constantly blocked from responding even when my responses are innocently tame. I can’t stand these phaghs

Costco sausages suck, these arent Italian at all

Who voted for this?

I like the new grok, it’s unapologetically based!

Gm Natalia made me a post 50th bday breakfast

MUTED argue amongst yourselves, peons

Oh! Bay!

This is gold(stein)

I’m really sad about the rabbits and the tentacles.

Natalia made me enchiladas, I’ve never had these before.