Me listening to the bride say “I’m marrying my best friend” 🧐

Omg 😂

Please get an Education.

Yo, I can’t remember who, but which one of ya asked me for my bday wishlist?!???

My job is sooooo traumatizing, that I totally forgot that two clients fought and one of them was hitting the other one with a lock. I’m big on not bringing my job home, but it’s crazy how I don’t remember the shit that goes on when I leave, until someone asks me about work. 😂

🗣️BAABYYYYYYYYYY I LIKE YOUR STYLEEEE

My position is lieutenant…

A friend became the…🗣️LOVE OF MY LIIIIFEEE!

Killed the whole vibe smh

Love coming home to silence after a long day .

Bro, the way I backed up from my phone…

I mean…

Omg can my birthday wait just a minute. I need a minute..

Damn we really can’t ask shit

I went to Sephora to try a new scent, guess what I left with?

I’m ready to shake my ass.

First of all, I tripped about 5 times today, then I almost fell like two times. I’m about to start all over tomorrow.

OOOPS there goes the dreams we used to say

Anywhere I go I’m spotted, and anything I want I got it.

If you ask to borrow something of mine, idk car if I have 10 of what you borrowed, put my belongings BACKKKKKKK!