i know there’s not actually much going on there but fuuuuck they have so much potential, are so cosmically intertwined. imagine the universe conspiring to gift you a nemesis. i’m enthralled by the strange form of intimacy implied by “in a way”.

imagine seeing these two play beer pong in the wild. arguing about the heteronormative guys finger girls blow rule. screaming elbows after every single shot. the entire house groaning when one of them hits redemption and the game drags on.

this is incredibly good as a bit but for real please do be skeptical of graphs without a labelled y axis

has he started shaping his eyebrows

BE COCKY !!! BY COCKIER PLEASE I BEG YOU OSCAR PLESE PELASE PLEASR PLEASE PLESE PLEASE OSCAR PLEASEEEEEEE

i need the people to understand that nico rosberg does not hate your driver he just looks at all the data on hand and chooses the questions that twist the knife deeper because he’s crazy and he does it to himself in his head all the time thats why hes so good at it

it’s nice to always be able to rely on mclaren to fuck something up and create some good controversy, would’ve been dry as hell without them

my friend’s crazy older sister who was thirty when we were sixteen and unknowingly lent us her passport to use as a fake id at the liquor store for two years

“holding up the situation” like he’s sat there patiently waiting for their rivalry to devolve into the bitter war his gossipy ass craves

it’s nice that he’s established a signature pose for himself, though i do wish it was something slightly cooler

you can’t trick me into feeling bad for oscar. he may seem like a loser among his coworkers sometimes but that is clearly one of the coolest and most confident guys i’ve ever seen. he does not need my pity.

getting hot about the sense of vulnerability captured in this genre of pic

double rainbow because he already has a boyfriend too