You’re in control. I’m just here to help you make better choices. And so many of you have thought about it now and made your choice. I’m proud of you all 😊 #round #300lb

It’s not your fault, you know. Some guys just need to get even worse. You can’t help it. It’s just who you are 😊 linktr.ee/learntosmoke #evenworse #goodboy

You need to understand the knock-on effects of your greed. It really could ruin you ⚠️ linktr.ee/learntosmoke #ruined

Cigarettes are an important pleasure chemical but there are others too. Like Amyl Nitrite. It’s especially good when used medicinally to cure pathological thought and free will. If you’ve been thinking, maybe Amyl Nitrite is right for you 👍🏻 linktr.ee/learntosmoke

You can always trust Porn. Porn knows what’s good for you ☺️ Porn is your friend 🫂 linktr.ee/learntosmoke #trustporn

Who loves plastic? 🔁 if you pump for plastic 😵‍💫🥴 linktr.ee/learntosmoke

Jesus himself could not resist a couple of Easter Eggs. The Lord hath spoken and commandeth his flock to consume chocolate and give in to greed. For greed is truly the righteous path! Happy Easter! #greedisgood

⚠️Your condition is critical! You’ve been admitted to room 305, the doctor will be with you in just one second. Please stay calm! Don’t worry, you’ll be feeling worse in no time 🥴 linktr.ee/learntosmoke #goonmergency Follow Learn to Goon

It’s a special offer for my friend Andy. I’m sure he can stretch a little for some yummy fondant filled treats 🤤🤤🤤 linktr.ee/learntosmoke #specialoffer #easteregg #fondantfilled

Good morning everyone 🌅 It’s time to start your day 🚬 👃🍆🍺 (Never 🚫💦) linktr.ee/learntosmoke #getworse

Try to remember that cumming is wrong 😞 Everyone makes mistakes, so if it happens, just wipe yourself off and try to be better at getting worse next time 👍🏻 Don’t cum 🚫💦 Train yourself to be worse: on.soundcloud.com/UFEENy8ohxTZbN… #goodgooners #dontcum #bateforever

Stare at the Screen 😳 Eat. Swallow. Bate. Gain Weight! linktr.ee/learntosmoke #stare

You’ve probably cum while watching my vids, but don’t let orgasms ruin your progress ☺️

Who likes Pie?

Don’t just spend your money on junk food. Serve a purpose too 🤑

Can you spare 30 minutes for an important lesson? I bet you can linktr.ee/learntosmoke #eat #sleep #consume #repeat

Don’t think, just Sink 😵‍💫! LearnToSmoke

Who likes Pie? I bet you do. Why don’t you get PIE’d 🥧 It’s gonna be so good for you bro linktr.ee/learntosmoke #getpied

Don’t just get fat, get even worse, for Luke 🤤

Maybe you don’t want to get better. It’s not for everyone 😊 Luke wants to help you if you’re choosing a different path. And there are so many roads you can take. linktr.ee/learntosmoke #getevenworse #withluke