Conveniently starting to walk right in the middle of a baby race? And not stumbling and falling once afterwards?

A cracker get a little cheese and ya’ll think it’s a picnic Okay

that baby could’ve been playing tony hawks pro skater 2 and listening to killswitch engage but now it has to play fortnite and listen to carti

You laugh, but Zohran Mamdani and his wife are in this pool, taking up space that could have been used by a homeless mother and her family. Not so funny now, is it?

me: what could i have done in my past to deserve this karma me during the mesozoic era:

evil ppl die and instead of cheering u choosing to be a we are the world ass nigga

I'm shocked that the guy who attempted a coup because he lost an election turned out to be a fascist.

Next week 👴🏼👴🏼🛴

My mayor is Muslim, my bagels are Jewish, my Dior is Christian

sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style because all dogs go to heaven follow me for more biblical loopholes

How many QB’s can say they threw TD passes to TWO attempted murderers? Brady the GOAT forever

best clanker i've seen so far

Classic CMC rug pull right as the playoffs start.

I grieved the death of Ned Stark longer than Erika Kirk has mourned her husband.

Punxsutawney Phil is in the Epstein Files