Eating burnt popcorn is giving me depression

#NoH8

#Aquarius is into anything new & unusual in their sex lives, too. What is exciting one day is totally boring the next day

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I can literally smell deception in the air. And it smells like open-wounded orphans freezing to death.

I only cut five of the six plastic 6-pack rings because statistically one out of every six ducks is a total asshole.

#TheyNeedToBringBack Buffy. This vampire situation is out of control.

i'd probably give a fuck about whatever just flew into my drink if it was crunchy

When you think about it, giving the finger is a pretty stupid gesture. Its like "Oh I'm so mad... NOW LOOK HOW LONG MY MIDDLE FINGER IS!!!"

I'm gonna start seeing voices and hearing hallucinations.

#ImNotGoingToChurchBecause there has been 3000 Gods so far but only yours exists. The others are silly made up nonsense. But not yours.

To be scientifically literate is to empower yourself to know when someone else is full of shit.

Jared Leto spent 7 years living in sewers to help prepare Bill Skarsgård for the role of Pennywise

Being hungry and lazy at the same time sucks.