It’s my life in a photo

This is the real response

Just tried watching #MotelMakeover and it’s too cringe to get through. Why do their voices sound like Lola from Big Mouth?

Ok ok sorry but they painted the dishwasher entirely *the buttons too* 😅🤯 #MotelMakeover #donttrythisathome

AOC wearing this at the met gala of all places is brave

…. The people are losing their minds you guys. I feel like 40% of my Facebook friends have posted the most wild, unhinged rants I have ever seen this week. I’m worried. It’s only Tuesday.

I have been picking “pampas grass” from the ditch for years. I’m here to tell you it’s harvesting season, save your money, close the Etsy tab, go find a country ditch.

I hope my last photo is frozen on someone’s ig right now. This is mine, quite nice. I might buy it after this is all over.

During the dark points in covid I spent a lottt on candles, a lot. So I decided to start making them for myself because I found a lot of them were so strongly scented that they would give me headaches.

I have trypophobia and both of my dogs have hyperkeratosis. What kind of sick luck is this 🙃

“We use psychology to make you deeply regret the red foods”

2 is my lucky number (am i 5?) and my boyfriend’s birthday this year is 2/22/22. I’ve never been more jealous about anything.

Just googling the likelihood of nuclear war before clocking in on Monday

Imagine not wanting to wear a mask in the grocery store being the only thing you ever stood up for 😅

The vibe is me trying to catch up to my whippet

I can’t give up on Twitter because of that one time that @chrissyteigen rt’d me making fun of my boyfriend and 1000 people told me to dump him in the replies. I never did.