took me over 25 years to finally feel comfy calling myself a lesbian instead of saying “i’m gay”.. lesbian is not a bad word! it’s a great word!! i love lesbians!! love being a lesbian!! go lesbians go!!!

The 5p carrier bag I just took when it catches me pressing “zero bags” on the self-service checkout till:

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a bird with anything other an an American accent 😭 Onion is so good

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE BILLIE EILISH OH MY GOD 😳👏👏

Common knowledge

The bang of weed off a bottle of corona is not normal

It said it’s meant to rain everyday this week but every morning I wake up and check for the same day and it’s switched to sunshine ?? Coincidence? I think NOT

Hangxiety is real

A shite dinner ruins ur whole fuckin day a cant explain the rath of rage that goes through me over it

I really want crocs but I want someone to buy them for me :)

bought my 17 year old sister a naggin today and i apologised for not buying her a mixer too and she was like “aisling if it was meant to be mixed it would come mixed” and that was when i realised she’s stronger than i’ll ever be

Your old man when he hears rustling in the back seat...

Not everyone is looking forward to the match tonight... Instances of domestic abuse increase 26% when England play and 38% if they lose. #DomesticAbuse #DomesticViolence #EURO2020

TINY CAR SAID GAY RIGHTS

I just love how the Italian players always italian so hard

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HAPPENING ALL OVER NORTHERN IRELAND TODAY 🥁