[tilting his head] Really?

Some of us feel hurt and confused that he seemed to turn his back on us.

Gerald Broflovski: Hello, Kyle. How's the hemorrhoid today? Kyle: Awesome.

Wait. Isn't there some rule about not getting into cars with strangers?

I can't face my mother...

I'm a Jew. A lonely Jew.

But you know, I've learned something today. I've learned that people who want power, a lot of power, always end up dead.

I... I haven't checked on my Chinpokomon in a while... maybe they all died!

Oh, dude, I feel so much better about being Jewish now that I see that Mel Gibson is just a big wacko douche.

We're reminded every day you're not Kenny, 'cause Kenny was cool.

I've tried, Wendy. I've called him, I've been to his house. But since his diagnosis, all he's done is gotten worse.

Stan, are you alright?

Sorry about your ass!

Shut your fucking mouth, Cartman!

We got your vaccination for you, Mrs. Nelson.

Cartman: How would you feel, Kyle, if there was a cartoon on television that made fun of Jews all the time? Kyle: Uh... [points at Cartman]

Stan: Look, let's just face it, you guys. We don't trust each other and we don't like each other. We can't keep pretending. Kyle: Are you seriously saying what I think? Cartman: Alright, guys. I guess it's time we all had the talk we never wanted to have.

Hey you scrawny ass shithead, what the fuck is wrong with you? You must be some kind of fucking asshole to be able to ignore a crying child!

It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas.

Look at you dude... look what you've become.