What’s a guy gotta do to get insanely rich in a night

Larry Allen still has one of the most impressive plays in NFL History RIP

The fact that all of my favorite teams are in the top 28 of this list makes me wanna jump in front of traffic

Man it'd be really unfortunate for the Cowboys, Jerry Jones and Stephen Jones if this photo went viral and had like a thousand RTs

The Dallas Cowboys have broken me. For the first time in my life I have no care to give my time or money to this team. Congrats Jerry Jones, you’ve ruined a once historic and great franchise.

Can anyone from Kansas tell me what merging is…? I get stuck in a stand still on a major interstate every single day because you stupid mother fuckers can’t FIGURE IT THE FUCK OUT

"intriguing option" as in it's going to be intriguing to see how many toasters I can throw in a single tub

Went to chilis and watched a car get stolen, what a Thursday night

I don’t know man, I feel like this is something Michelangelo would’ve sculpted

it we keep talking about Epstein for like two more weeks I think we can get them to wheel the aliens out of Area 51

🚨OH MY GOD. Punk band Dropkick Murphys just played a montage of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein during their song “First Class Loser.” This is the best thing I’ve seen today.

Republicans spent years calling Democrats “groomers,” and banning drag shows to “protect kids,” and now 47% of them would support a pedophile.

As a married straight guy completely at ease with his sexuality and masculinity, I have never felt offended by the inclusion of LGBTQ folks in our society. In fact, I welcome them! I do wonder, however, what kind of repressed trauma one has to carry in their heart to have such

HEARTBREAKING: Cowboys owner and GM, Jerry Jones, found alive in his home at 82.

RT to fire Jerry Jones

One thing that I've noticed over the last few years with Dallas is that fans are ashamed of their team. It's one thing to be bad. But Cowboys fans hate their team more than anyone else. There is no pride left.

BING BONG

Do You Remember America Before Trump? NEW VIDEO! WATCH! TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK. Let's get this to 1 million views fast. Please retweet and quote tweet.

Stop fucking saying we, I voted for the Black woman.