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23andMe filed for bankruptcy after finding Nick Cannon's DNA in everyone's sample

Brace yourselves ChatGPT kad raya incoming Hold on to your WhatsApp inboxes

Kehadiranku dalam hidupmu bagaikan biskut raisin dalam tin butter cookies. Walaupun aku last, aku tetap ada.

Opened a sensitive video and my day is ruined.

Ohh. Agenda Gardenia rupanya. #TeamMassimo

Plenty of fly-by-night hype merchants out there.

Lenga lenga lengkong Menga menga mangkong Lenga lenga lengkang Menga menga mangkong Al-Fatihah buat arwah Nico.

The cost of customization 😅 lite.spr.ly/6003GeB9 #memes #imgur

Kalau makan sushi di hari raya jadi Sesushi Lebaran

Orang French ucap apa bila salam raya? Salam croissant croissant.

Ngewunts gell.

Aku faham sekarang tengah syok AI, but more than half of semua content for the past month diisi dengan material AI, bosan la. You do you and all, but still.

Lmao it's Dora! #TheLastOfUs

Isu salah bendera ni semua propaganda nak menghalalkan pemasangan lencana bendera kat seragam sekolah. Padan muka kita semua. Tahniah kroni-kroni embroidery. #merekayangrancang

People treat Clueless like it's a generation defining film but wondered how step-siblings became a leading p*rn theme.

One of Finding Nemo's writer has to be Filipino because P. Sherman = "pisherman" = fisherman

How are we still in May?? It's been a loooooong month!

2005 was 20 years ago- SHUT UP LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU

Memang sesuai la orang Perak no 1 English speakers dalam Malaysia. Bercakap pun dok "utter, utter".