This is all I want. With embedded shelves.

Is this the Conservatives just wanting to find a way to control youths, knowing their demographic is resistant to them the most? They've lost the millennials and Gen Zs, let's go for the As?

I put my back out this morning by bending over the sink to brush my teeth. I've been in agony all day 😩

It's funny... like Rishi, I didn't have Sky growing up, either. Sometimes we didn't have electricity at all. Or heating. We didn't have holidays of any kind. Worth it though, cause I'm rich and can even afford to own my own place now... oh wait.

Perhaps it's time for a little more kindness.

Peepee poopoo

This is crazy. For those who are into True Crime.

It's not me 😔

Fucking idiots.

Think I'm gonna fizzle off twitter... it's full of c*nts, the heyday has long lomg passed, the people I spoke to have almost all left... it's a cesspool.

I've seen blue skies through the tears in my eyes and I realise... I'm krunchiefrog

stormzy clears things up