Hahahahaha pure love

First come the goals. Then come the friends who reflect them.

I really just miss leaving my debit card at a bar, forgetting to close my tab, spending the next morning trying to retrace my steps enough to figure out where the fuck my shit is... Is that too much to ask?

The perfect burger must include the following: smash burger, on a potato bun, American cheese, pickles. I will not be listening to opposing arguments at this time.

Apparently my Twitter is now just an outlet for my many food related viewpoints. More to follow.

Apologizing - does not always mean you’re wrong & the other person is right. It just means you value your relationship more than your ego.

It’s like.. I wanna take a nap... but I know my “nap” will actually be 3 hours and I will wake up more tired and unable to sleep through the night... still might do it though

My afternoon as described by my camera roll:

Will be watching 42 today... if you are not, well, this conversation is over.

Lol @ my friends going BONKERS in my comments when I post a pic like they didn’t already approve of it in our group chat and probably help me come up with the damn caption too 😂🤟🏽

Cancelled my workout. Got a bagel instead. Life comes at you fast.

Things that hit close to home: this tweet

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The Four Agreements: 1. Be impeccable with your word. 2. Do not make assumptions. 3. Do not take anything personally. 4. Always do your best.

THIS. THIS HITS DIFFERENT

Decided I want to be messy again, im back bitches