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Name a better theme song for 2020 than "Season of the Witch."

I clicked the wrong thing and now I know that diet sweetened sparkling water is a thing. If you have an enemy, consider gifting him this product.

Especially "creatives."

This scene with the gorgeous Ann Reinking was a major reason I studied dance. RIP queen.

My 3 yr old just noted that Mermaid, Mulan, and Pocahontas are the same movie. She is ready for her own Twitter.

My truck driver neighbor brought us homemade pralines and revealed “they’re just like five kinds of sugar... and a pecan.” There is hope for America.

It’s 10:30 and I have completed all the nye activities. I’m down to just dog gas and Andy Cohen.

When the car in front of you at Starbucks orders multiple Frappuccino’s. 😒

I know this is weird coming from me, but fuck that skinny blond lady in the jeans.

And the most famous romance writer in all the land, saves America. The End.

Eating ramen in bed while watching old Snatch Game episodes is how I cope now.

Today's lesson. charismanews.com/opinion/63509-…

Always write a resignation letter, sure sure. But I heard Elaine Chao had, like, 10 unused days of PTO so she will be leaving early and who among us has not left a crap job this way.

Noting that there is *some* good news this week. We're lucky to have the dedicated and talented @kchildsgraham as lead pen for Kamala Harris. Congrats Kate!

We are in Stage I’m Eating a Sandwich in the Tub of this pandemic.

My short review of . 's Leaving Isn't the Hardest Thing is on Goodreads. No one is looking for my reviews. But you should be looking for this book because it's great. If you pre-order a copy, you get to smile when it shows up in April. goodreads.com/review/show/37…

Please stop asking me about politics. We all see it.

There is a rat in this house.

Motherhood is mostly asking forty times a day that someone put on pants.