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I think it’s interesting that Alabama people are so concerned with abortion like why are you so worried about having more people on this earth when you’re just going to marry your cousin anyway

tom brady is coming out of retirement after realizing this summer won’t be as sonkissed as previous ones

has anyone considered sending putin a large wooden horse as a peace offering

right now only eight states require consent to be taught in school. people can go their whole lives without knowing they have a choice over what happens to their bodies

I absolutely despise Christmas episodes in TV shows. when do you actually watch it around Christmas??? I’m binge watching a show and now I’m holly jolly in fucking april

if you really think about it, it’s super fucking creepy that men have so many opinions about children having sex

hot summer bucket list idea: get a delicious quesadilla at the Pittsburg airport because Southwest Airlines decided to strand you there instead of New York ✨🤍

No words & so many words. But too sick to my stomach.

Wealthy white women will have zero trouble getting abortions and/or birth control. It’ll be the poor black and brown women living in red states who will be effected by this the most.

I am not getting my rights taken away from some old fucks that look like the alaskan bull worm

my friends missed their flight and when I asked why they sent me this

my phone made a separate “people” album but it’s just me when I’m doing the George Washington

I knew the twitter content was gonna hit today u guys didn’t dissappint

I hope jonbenet ramsey’s brother is the masked singer

I was telling my friend that Einstein’s doesn’t make their bagels on site, so I sent him an article called “the untold truth of Einstein’s.” It was stupid of him to believe that they made the bagels there. Turns out the article was about the company’s ties to Nazi Germany

it’s been over a year since my boyfriend falsely claimed “you’ve watched breaking bad, right?” and I will not let it die

I went to Pilates w/ my fit friend and confidently said “I’m going to stretch after this to release my amniotic fluid” which upon googling, is the fluid that surrounds a baby during pregnancy

i’m gonna be sick

no why did my TV show a memory of when my car got totaled HAHA

answering these so I can put “volunteer” on my resume