He's 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚.

He's too busy making sure everyone else is getting enough sleep?

He died once and that was!!! Enough rest for him!!!

F i n e.

Yeah, he noticed.

He's a god. He'll be fine. It's not like the lack of sleep is actually going to kill him. "I'm fine. Honestly."

He does occasionally envy the few deities who genuinely don't need to sleep, honestly. Helios, share your secrets.

He's still fine, though.

He is absolutely fine and need to stop fussing. That's his job.

Why is he so dramatic.

He k n o w s. He never claimed to be leading by example. "To be honest, I'm used to it by now."

Dad, please.

Honestly the most dramatic person he could have chosen.

He's not denying that.

He's literally immortal and yet his family are more concerned about his wellbeing now than they were when he was a demigod. Figures.

He is not.

Okay, he is, but that's not the point.

He's not a dork, he's a pirate.

Dorkiness is hereditary.

/ finally unlocked and of course the last damn tweet I sent was “dorkiness is hereditary” I—