Oh hey, Merry Christmas!

Not a doggy bus. This cute af 🥹🥹🥹

Contrary to belief, I have never once gotten busy in a Burger King bathroom.

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Just turn Bianca Bel-Air heel already. #WWEBacklash

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Elon Musk and Vince Russo are the same person.

I'm here to listen to ska, watch wrestling, and eat chicken wings... and I'm all out of chicken wings.

Friday night! Abortion Twins with Electric Frankenstein!

I hope everyone has fun at FEST this weekend ☺️

We have a new mini album out and you should listen to it like one of my BFFs Kevin did! Maybe it'll inspire you to make music too! #abortiontwinssuck

I'm going to say it once during the playoffs: Go Knicks!

If you think Trump is the second coming of Jesus... Lol congrats, you believe two bullshit stories.

The Hulkster finally did something more embarrassing than Dungeon of Doom.

Welp, we're always talking about how we want younger candidates, now it's your turn Republicans, get rid of the old, orange crusty turd.

Fuck it. I am throwing my name in the race for president of the United States of America. Come on DNC, make me your nominee. Do it cowards!

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Hey Elon Musk what's it like being disliked by most people on your own platform?

It's not hard to refer to people as their preferred pronouns.