He stood there for five minutes and folks screamed. Don't ever compare anybody to Mike.

TVs are like literally the only thing that have gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older

I’m crying why the pics so intimate like he the baby daddy

they all talk with that specific cadence and it cool how just 40 years later it’s completely gone

women are dangerous when it comes to revenge

Men really used to be slûts in a classy way

how it feels to tweet a spotify link

Until an Anaconda snatches yo ass outta the bed

Michael Jackson in "Billie Jean" (1983)

It's been a while since I've seen a kid dressed like a kid.

My grandma going around telling people i fix phones just cuz i took her phone off silent 😭

You would have to drag me out of here by the back of my neck

$2 for all that? omg they selling monkey meat

how did I go from this to paying bills

this looks like the first thing a dog would make to eat after turning into a human