Most of my days are spent on the floor with these babies.

I would literally do anything for 12 hours of uninterrupted sleep.

If having someone pick food directly off your plate, take a bite, and throw it back sounds good to you, have children.

Two months of our littlest love. Man, how did I get so damn lucky.

THAT. WAS. INCREDIBLE. Dre. Snoop. Mary. Eminem. Kendrick. 50 Cent. What a show. #PepsiHalftime

The cutest coos from my littlest Valentine.

I need my mom to come take care of me.

I really can’t believe that there was a time I would decide I wanted to go somewhere, and then walk out the door 5 minutes later.

100% of trans kids were created in the image of God.

The world is heavy today.

If you can watch the slaughter of innocents in Kyiv tonight and equate that with your not wearing a mask to the grocery store - you’re not worthy of the freedoms handed to you.

I join the world in awe of true heroes: the courageous President Zelensky, the brave Ukrainian soldiers, the citizen armies, the mothers cradling frightened children, and the journalists risking their lives to bring us truth. God bless them and God bless us to never forget.

Sure, Ukrainians are fighting for their lives but let’s not forget about the brave Americans fighting to be able to go to Cheesecake Factory unvaxed.

It’s not lost on me the extreme privilege the boys and I had today as we cast our vote. Beto O'Rourke are you ready to make Texas a better place for my kids?

Can someone please tell my toddler he doesn’t need to eat every 17 minutes?

Now read that again! ❤ Trevor Noah ❤

“Under trump gas prices were …” Under trump, we had refrigerated trailers used as morgues at hospitals and nurses wearing garbage bags.

You mean banning abortions…doesn’t stop women from getting them? It’s almost like we knew that already.

I keep seeing photos of the destroyed maternity hospital in Ukraine. I pray for the women and their babies. My heart is heavy.

One day your toddler will stop in the middle of their playing just to give you a big fat kiss, and then you’ll know that all the gentle parenting you’ve done has been worth it.