Boomers: “Don’t use credit cards.” Banks: 20% APR Gen Z: drowning Bitcoin: 0% inflation, 0% APR, 0% permission

The only flex in 2030 will be: “I bought Bitcoin in 2025.”

My net worth is 85% Bitcoin and 15% praying it works out. 🙏

Forget abs. Owning Bitcoin is the new six-pack. 💪

My financial strategy? Panic, then buy more Bitcoin.

My retirement plan is hoping Bitcoin moons before my back gives out.

My God will never fail.

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP: "One day, Bitcoin will overtake gold."

God is great!

Uber Chronicles: Season 2 Episode 8 🚙 Call me crazy but I feel like, in the not so distant future, $113,000 bitcoin is going to seem extremely cheap

Bitcoin fixes the money. Which means Bitcoin fixes your life.

Retirement age in fiat: 67. Retirement age in Bitcoin: whenever the next ATH hits.

I might dress up as a job application for Halloween to scare Kit

Chad Slime ® Kit

Every dip is basically a group therapy session for Bitcoiners. 🛋️

I haven’t talked about this yet but tomorrow is going to be a special day… New age is doing our first ever in person bootcamp with our mentorship students… It’s crazy I couldn’t even post about it because we sold out when I announced it to the students, I’m excited :)

Kit