Apparently bunnies and kittens get along well because when the cat grooms the rabbit, each of them thinks they're the dominant figure in that transaction. I think about this a lot.

I was just carded to see John Wick. I don't think I've ever been carded for a movie in my life.

I can feel my undereyes pulling on my face.

This electric blanket was a mistake. It's warm and fluffy and I don't want to get out.

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Fighting the urge to start saying "I am bad at feeling" in place of "I'm not feeling well".

I told people TWO WEEKS AGO that I was going to be gone for an extended period of time after today, and to let me know if there was anything urgent they needed in a timely fashion. And they wait until THIS AFTERNOON to tell my they need xyz things I haven't heard of RIGHTNOW 🫠

Looking up the hotel I'm going to be staying at during FRC world champs for reasons, and just. Why is Texas? I can't.

Have a song clip. youtu.be/vPTvwKthVIk

I've discovered I've become the kind of person who cares very much about version control branching strategies. I... might need to do some soul searching.

The producer of Trigun Stampede buying a book about gay yearning because someone named bigolas dickolas wolfwood posted about it in comparison to Trigun yaoi is unbelievable

fanfiction is neat and cool

I AM DYING THE MOST BEAUTIFUL DEATH OH MY GODS YOU BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE Max Gladstone LOOK

Playstacean 🦀🎮✨

why does everyone want to own the libs as an open source developer i own multiple libs i would happily pay people to take them from me you do not want to own libs. its so much work

… the who’s what now?

I really want everyone to pivot back from video. I fucking hate video. Do not ever make me watch a video just to obtain information. Making me watch a video instead of giving me text I can read is an act of violence against me specifically. When will it end.

"if you're asexual then how are you so thirsty" grabs you by the throat and pins you against the wall. leans in until you feel my breath tickle your ear. watch me

I've managed to expand to bluer skies. Handle is exactly what you would expect.