a plant, italy, 15th century

I'd agonize about what to feed our baby when the formula runs out but I'm too busy filling out paperwork so I can adopt him bc my wife gave birth to him so he's not legally my kid, but at least I don't need an abortion GO USA!!!

The final dance in Dirty Dancing, but they’re dancing to The Muppet Show theme tune.

Elon musk should be slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing. “I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”

$13,647,676 from the NRA

$3,124,773 from the NRA.

$2,897,582 from the NRA.

$1,306,130 from the NRA.

.NRA cancel your convention coming up in Texas and donate the money to the victims families.

Maternal rage is an underused resource.

I think about this scene from LA Story a lot, and how this country must look from the outside. youtube.com/watch?v=yoU39R…

I love you as you are.

Let's make these official, new yorkers can handle it

parenting classes should focus less on diapers and more on what to do when you’re sad but still have to pretend to be a tugboat

She's a 9.2 but she's lying in wait in the Cascadia Subduction Zone.

Loving this Kate Bush interview.

The teen girl outside the Barclays Center before the My Chemical Romance concert in a CRYPTO IS FOR VIRGINS t-shirt is today's New Yorker of Distinction.

Queens funeral isn’t sad if you put “Life is a Highway” behind it