Just had to tell my kids their inheritance is all Mr. Bean NFT’s.

.Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport hey how you holding up?

Okay, I just added a corollary to the Bechdel test: Two men talking to each other about the female protagonist of an Alice Munro story in a screenplay structured on a Jane Austen novel = pass. #FireIsland #BechdelTest

I already knew Kim and Pete broke up because Alex Jones’s lawyer sent me their text messages.

🎶Your life’s a joke; you’re broke. Your homecoming queen’s DOA.🎶 🎥: ♥️ _peaksfreak_ ♥️

The moment we were all waiting for

This July, the Music Box brings you NEW ADVENTURES IN 70MM! Featuring new Director-approved 70MM prints of: 🛼Paul Thomas Anderson's BOOGIE NIGHTS 🛸Jordan Peele’s NOPE 🎬Damien Chazelle’s BABYLON 🚆Christopher Nolan’s INCEPTION

What is the best French movie you've ever seen?

RT for a chance to win this Jonathan Ornelas signed baseball in honor of his MLB debut!

King of Dallas 🐐 #MFFL

41 Days of Dirk might be over, but the weekend has just begun. #MFFL // #23HoopClass

Happy Dirk Day!! #FirstBallot

Feels like a dream. An absolute dream. As a lifelong Mavs fan, I’m so grateful to Dirk for the beautiful basketball journey he took our city on for 21 seasons. So so so many clutch buckets. So much selflessness. So much loyalty to our city. So many hairstyles. So much charity. So

Dirk Nowitzki’s full Hall of Fame speech: Get the tissues ready 😭😭😭 #MFFL 🎥: @nba

Philippines' 6'2" Rhenz Abando goes head-to-head in the paint with Italy's 6'7" Giampaolo Ricci and gets the TOUGH rejection 😲

After 23 years of hosting All Songs Considered, I'm retiring. For my final show, Robin Hilton has put together a heartwarming episode, gathering some of my favorite artists including Brian Eno, Lucy Dacus, Jeff Tweedy, Tom Yorke, and more to say goodbye n.pr/46x6jAR

Unreal.

More than 25 years before Paul Reiser and I appeared on #StrangerThings, we starred together in BYE BYE LOVE (released this week in 1995)! REPOST by Monday, March 25 for a chance to win this signed “Widescreen Edition” LaserDisc! Good luck! #ModineMonday #PhysicalMedia

Wait a second - does anyone have laser disc machines? I think we should thrown in a one of those too. And I’ll chip in an RCA 8 track player!

‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump has been found guilty of 34 felony counts.