Nobody: Absolutely nobody: My Jesus, after conquering death and giving us eternal life so that we may live forever:

The Roman guards watching the guy they crucified 3 days ago just walk by

Always give 100% at work 12% Monday 23% Tuesday 35% Wednesday 29% Thursday 1% Friday

Manager: Why wasn't the work completed on time? Me: Because of an unnecessary meeting 😡 🤣🤣

Noah Lyles weds Junelle Bromfield!!💍 Jamaica 🇯🇲 and USA 🇺🇸 united. 📸 Noah Lyles, OLY

Today was perfect!

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Where do you think the dislike for men started?

First day back at work and my name is flashing on the Teams app.

Crazy tweet

Cause ain't nothing bigger than the program.. And it's me, I'm the program

I don’t think yall UNDERSTAND…..I WILL BE SEATED EVERY WEEEEKKKKKKKK

Biggest turnoffs for an eldest daughter 1. Incompetence 2. Lack of initiative 3. Zero sense of urgency 4. Lack of consideration 5. Inconsistency.

Running to my bed after successfully surviving a day at work

You ever notice you don’t run into people GOD removed from your life?!!?

Depends on the location

It's funny how they claim to have built the pyramids when the Sun says otherwise

PTO

If she runs, I’m voting for her again.

i love it, and i think it’s necessary. some of y’all are actually disgusting