They haven’t got to 55 points yet

Rio Ferdinand’s microphone suddenly seemed to stop working as soon as Liverpool scored. Funny that.

Wish soups would stop saying “Brad Bellick, FBI. Bradley Bellick, I’m with the bureau” over and over again so I can get some bastard kip

At least I got to boo the national anthem again. Cunts.

*Cole Palmer breathes* Gary Neville :

Mark Goldbridge Reckon it's more to do with him being a massive sex offender, personally, Mark.

Fuck off 🐀

Town is an absolute cesspit

🚨 BREAKING: The new Florida law that allows for the DEATH PENALTY for adults who rape children under the age of 12 is now in effect. DO YOU SUPPORT THIS? A. YES B. NO

Spanish teams just don’t give a fuck. Real Betis would have a front 3 of Harold Shipman, Raoul Moat and Mick Philpott, with Josef Fritzl in the 10 if they could.

2 bad heaps. Weird fan bases, weird players and weird managers.

If my calculations are correct we may only have about £80m of the Coutinho money left

Nice to see a London club going for it against us, for a change

Why are you interviewing and giving airtime to a paedophile Sky News ??

Now it is ❤️

Fireworks are fucken shite

Whitehaven is utterly backwards eh. 3 pubs won’t put Newcastle match on 2 fellas wanna watch horse racing and greyhounds. Morons.

Arsenal have the most unlikeable squad in the league and that's even after getting rid of the rapist that they were all protecting for the past few years