Trump broke with Epstein because: 1. He’s a creep 2. Of a real estate deal 3. He stole Virginia Giuffre. I’m a criminal defense attorney. You know what you call someone who can’t keep their story straight? Guilty.

Imagine your big trade deadline move is Dustin May? Christ on a cracker does he suck.

Josh Dobbs tonight.

Red Sox getting no hit by a worse pitcher than 50 Cent.

My drink of choice for #Triplemania

I see the NESN feed is hot garbage again tonight. Probably using aluminum foil on their satellite dishes like they’re goddamn rabbit ears from the 80s.

Can NESN have one broadcast where the fucking feed doesn’t lag or glitch?

The strike zone for this ump in the Red Sox game starts 6 inches off the ground.

I miss the Romy Gonzalez that was “Tremendously locked in” against lefties. #RedSox

Dustin May is pitching tonight instead of Joe Ryan because the Red Sox wouldn’t give up Jarren Duran (overrated) or Wilyer Abreu (Injured List).

Jarren Duran is the most overrated player in MLB. You can’t change my mind.

Boston College Football will always be the same. 7-4, 8-3 record is there ceiling.

These Green Bay white uniforms might be the best color rush uniforms I’ve seen. As a Pats fan I can’t stand the all Blue color rush.

I will die on this hill. Jarren Duran is the most overrated player in MLB.

Red Sox are not a serious team. That is just a fact.

Audio guys on the CBS broadcast. #Patriots

Red Sox are going to do something stupid and let the Yankees win this game, aren’t they?

Find yourself something to love as much as Alex Cora loves to go to the bullpen when the starter is throwing a gem.

Alex Cora looks like he’s taken full advantage of Massachusetts allowing recreational marijuana.

Tua Turnovervailoa.