Tired of blue eyes? Stare into the sun for a few hours to get that tanned hazel look

Happy treason day “Americans”!

Americans really thought throwing tea in the sea did something lmao nah our aim from the start was to turn the world’s oceans to tea, why do you think we drink it so much? We were preparing for October 2nd when the we make our move on the Atlantic. T-day

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Thinking about how we all just accept that women are real. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

People in general were a mistake

Thinking about committing arson

I’m only addicted to two things: meth and this GRIND BABY 😈😈😈💵💵💵💯💯💯🦧🦧🦧

I wasn’t close to my grandpa when he died, which was lucky considering he was blown up by a landmine

I miss her

Thinking about overthrowing a government, leave suggestions below 👍

Wow this sure is a nice day for a drive on this Friday, November 22, 1963, at 12:30 p.m. CST in Dallas, Texas. Don’t you think President John F. Kennedy?

It sure is a lovely night for a drive on this Sunday 31st August 1997 at 00:23. What music would you like to listen to, Princess Diana?

I find out if I get into the university I want to get into tomorrow, feeling very scared, wish me luck, or else. (that was a threat)

I am hopeless, both with and without the p 😞

Oh boy this sure is a nice play we’re watching on this Saturday April 15th 1865 at Ford’s Theatre, don’t you think, President Lincoln? Hey who’s that behind you?

Sigma male grindset

Bishop but awesome

Fuck the Tories.