Krispin has a way with words

Per Woj: There have been rumblings of a transfer portal entry for Wan Yuefung “Bill” Wang. Coach Scheyer has reached out to him multiple times and he was seen in Durham last weekend. Will be interesting to see how things turn out in the coming weeks. Reggie Stocker Duke Men’s Basketball

Teachers think they turn into Kevin hart when before Christmas break they say “well I’ll see you guys next year😎”

Does anything top a nap on the couch? #idontthinkso

BRONAGH BUCKETS 🪣 🇮🇪

Cindy Lou who really grinds my gears. She thinks she’s the truth yet she walks around with a cactus on her head

Talk about an Oscar winning performance: Rowley Jefferson in Diary of a Wimpy Kid… not to mention an UNBELIEVABLE film. This guy could lighten anyone’s day. #rodrickrules #lodeddiaper #heffleys

I’m here at Buffalo Wild Wings amused at how they give you celery and carrots with your order just to make you feel better about yourself for eating unhealthy food. I’m here for the wings not the vegetables #tuesdaythoughts

How waiters who think they’re tuff expect you to act when they don’t write your order in the notebook but then end up getting the order wrong

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball #peterlafleur Reggie Stocker

In the dawning of a new semester, my week 1 averages just came out. I am currently average 2.1 “piggybacking off of ____’s point”, 3.7 “just to play devils advocate’s”, and 7 hand raises after the teacher already called on someone. Excited for what’s to come. #GRIT

If I need one person to make a bank shot to save my life there’s no question about it…. LENNY FEDER

I’m taking mechanical pencils over Dixon 2 Ticonderogas EVERYDAY THAT ENDS IN Y. #thankyouseniors

I had a little hiccup in Econ class today… apparently a rhombus isn’t a parallelogram??? #sincewhen

I’m going to conduct a study on Kimball’s breakfast foods. I would be absolutely dumbfounded if they don’t put laxatives in their food. #foodforthought #pandemonium

This will go down as one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history. So good I am reenacting it in the Dinand Library rn

GO CATS. THATS THE TWEET

Talk about a good Lenten promise… me giving up brushing my teeth in 3rd grade. Followed up by 4th grade, gave up picking my nose. Can you blame a guy for wanting to better himself? #lent

WHAT A DAY

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