The lewd Epstein birthday book included a joke about Epstein selling a "fully depreciated" woman to Trump. Now these new documents show Epstein telling someone that he "gave" Trump his 20-year-old girlfriend in the mid-1990s.

Oh, we remember

Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."

Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it. Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators. Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.

But we have seen a slew of women accuse Trump of sexual assault and rape. We have! Also, “The President is not a pedophile, he was just having sex with his pedophile friend's trafficked victims after he was done with them." Isn’t the defense she thinks it is.

This is the most insane spin I've ever seen

He sued to block kids from getting SNAP benefits just days ago.

Like watching children play-acting.

This has a whole lot of “OJ looking for the real killer” energy

He's spiraling

Omaha Steaks CEO: The supply is going to continue to shrink as fewer cattle go to market. We are headed for $10 a pound ground beef in the grocery store. I don't think we will see prices come down in any meaningful way until sometime in 2027

Undocumented people are super humans. They can steal all the jobs, the SNAP, Medicare, all the housing and be lazy … all at the same damn time. It’s remarkable.

the content tonight is just tremendous. "Was it your brain?"

Completely detached from reality. No idea how anything works

Man whoever did these tariffs in the first place must have been a complete moron.

Dershowitz, who helped Jeffrey Epstein get this sweetheart deal, knows full well that there were almost three dozen dozen girls, ages 13 to 17, who were named in a list that accompanied this plea deal. The final plea PAPERWORK was manipulated to pick just one victim -- and his

They disagree over a couple policy positions and he turns on her like this. Just the smallest, most petty human ever

Political violence is out of control but also pardonable

This Mizzou defense is really good, but damn do they take a lot of idiotic penalties. It's completely out of control

Seems kinda corrupt