I’m not in the Taco Bell drive thru for the second time today... that would be crazy

Spotify needs to give us a 6 month check in so we know if we need to change our listening habits

The girls who were “shocked” that Taylor was their top artist in Spotify wrapped are the same girls who are posting about her new album release in their Instagram stories

If I were a robot I would simply just check the box that says I am not a robot and continue on with my business

Like a treat yo self day but instead it’s a get treated day and you do all the doctors/dentist/etc. appointments you’ve been neglecting

3 for 3 on escape rooms, considering a career change

Like an escape room, but opposite. Instead you try to break in. Could be fun

Just hear me out... like Mt Rushmore but green and instead you’ve got: Shrek The Hulk The Grinch and Baby Yoda

So many folks (esp. the media) are missing the complete backstory on $GME and how we got here. This has been simmering for over a year and the story behind it is great. I’ve been tracking this since September and devoured all of the details from the origin through today.

Yeah losing money in the stock market sucks, but have you ever come home late and still had to put sheets on your bed

Relationships in the workplace are always a bad idea. Never hookup where you vlookup.

I wonder if people who do spin classes know about non stationary bikes

You mean to tell me that in the last year three pharma companies have made a vaccine but after decades of colloquial usage Merriam-Webster still won’t add funner and funnest to the dictionary

I combined Powerade and squirt and now I’m thinkin bout getting a PhD in chemistry

Heroes get remembered but legends never die

Miss the days when fb would show you “Brian just became friends with Sarah” and then you could troll Brian in the comments with things like “is this the girl you were telling me about” or “bro you don’t stand a chance”

We need audible to integrate with Spotify so my audiobooks show up in my Spotify wrapped

CDC recommends not posting a 2021 highlight reel on your Insta story

I just want apple to transcribe an audio message the way they transcribe a voicemail