Thought this was a trailer for a new Colombiana movie😭 I got excited I did not read first

This why his marriage didn’t work he tryna be some fast food that everybody and they momma eat😭😭

humans were never meant to be this busy that’s why everybody is anxious and depressed.

all music is twerk music if your heart is pure

“unfortunately, we won’t be moving forward in the hiring process”… ya unfortunately for you bc i’m funny & tea asf

I grew up walking on eggshells, recognizing footsteps, tones. How to tell if someone was in a bad mood and to avoid them. I learned to study people at a young age. I'm quiet and observant for a reason. I'll read you like a book before we even speak.

Deep down all I want, is to be friends with Suki with da good cewchie I just absolutely love herrrrrrr

I need a new job by the new year or I’m starting an onlyfans I refuse to spend the night at this lady house for a check…it just ain’t worth it…they constantly smell like corn chips 😭😭😭

Where shaq be at when you need him I need a new car😭😭 im a broke grad student

Gru from despicable me would eat this down 👌🏾👌🏾

my new years resolution is to not tell anyone shit

I’m quitting my job today 🍾🥂 to new beginnings 🙂‍↕️

3rd day of 2026 and I done went off just be glad I didn’t say more nigga idgaf if you my brother

I feel myself gettin more serious but I can’t ever let dem take dis silly shit away from me

when i vent. I tell both sides. I never just tell my side cause I always wanna know if I'm tripping or not. I'm not venting for you to be on my side. I'm venting for another point of view.

the biggest lie i be telling people is "i respect your decision" i really don't at all. that shit sound stupid as hell to me but that's your life to live

Being depressed

When it comes to discourse on Kehlani and her craft on here I ignore it. You’re not about to rage bait me

I’m finally letting this man go 🥳 never again will I love this hard