going to take me. A while but im going to have sex with u all

u have harshed the sherrifs mellow sheriff wants u out of town by sundown

cop tried to harsh my mellow

officer mellowharsher

pussy thats redistributed by the state

i hope when im 79 years old im the president

at walmart telling everyone the end is nigh

They didn’t have to fold him up like this

chess is idiotic

Me: Why does your pussy smell like the dog's dick? Her: Why do you know what the dog's dick smells like? Dog: WHICH ONE OF YOU SLUTS IS GONNA GET DOWN ON THIS JUICY RED HOG

if twitter disappears, i'll be very sad that i'll never get to activate the psychic attacks embedded in all my tweets

blowing lil kisses to u all but my harley is revving and my vision shaking u are all a blur to me im not sure where my kisses going

hell yeah #hellyeah #hashtaghellyeah

twitter goes down im back to working on my 30 ft tall sculpture of my penis

lab coat people were here again to make sure i havent become too powerful

my gupp blimp should soon be spotted in skies over yr town spraying pheromones plz inhale deeply

in taco bell rn speaking truth to power