My roommate But I’m on is not around my period

Me watching my ex ruin her life just to make me "jealous"

When she blocks you on social media but you're unstoppable😭…..

Me on judgement day when they play the episode where i gave a street kid a coin.

If you survived this, you are a real Blue

When you have no talking stage, no crush, no love life, just chilling

Man. United vs Arsenal 💀💀

Bro to Bro: If you have never texted another man to leave your girl alone, take your crown 👑

me chilling bc I know a baddie will spawn into my life soon

telling a women your problems

Bro is me

When I’m dying in the hospital and the doctors start talking about a Chelsea “star” visiting and I see Delap walking towards me

When she found another man but you finally found yourself

when u stop texting first and realize nobody really fw u

In Drake we trust

Me enjoying life for 5 minutes and then suddenly remembering I have goals, bills, and a future to secure.

"I understand it meow"

when you're lying in bed and it starts to rain