I move back to the Bay, Cal gets College Gameday. I move out of Nashville and Vandy beats #1 Alabama. This cannot be a coincidence

Cal doesn’t pull off the upset - I can only blame myself.

Oct. 8, 2013: Against the Rangers at the Shark Tank, forward Tomáš Hertl became the youngest player (19 years, 330 days) in #SJSharks history, and 4th youngest in NHL history, to score 4 goals in a game & achieved the feat in a team record span of 22:46. 📸 AP 🚨 NYR 2, SJ 9 🚨

Incredible issue. If you haven’t read Ultimates - pick up a copy, you won’t regret it.

Deebo Samuel is the first WR in NFL history with 20+ rush TD & 20+ receiving TD in their career San Francisco 49ers Deebo

NO. 1 PICK MACKLIN CELEBRINI WITH HIS FIRST NHL GOAL 🤩

Fin Fact: Macklin Celebrini (7:01) scores the 2nd fastest goal in a NHL debut tonight. Only Mario Lemieux did it faster (2:59) against the Boston Bruins back on October 11th 1984. #TheFutureIsTeal

There are people who thought Macklin Celebrini should go back to college this season.

Nothing but smiles from Macklin Celebrini after his first career NHL goal! 😃 San Jose Sharks | #TheFutureIsTeal | #NHLFaceOff

END TO END. HAT-TRICK JUST SECONDS APART. SAM DICKINSON IS MUST SEE TV. San Jose Sharks | #TheFutureIsTeal

DET 47 - 9 DAL Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1087th unique final score in NFL history.

I lived in “San Fran”

The Cat Distribution System™️ is working as intended

Never let it be said that I don't take suggestions. Introducing DOG IN HIM, measuring the QBs who best combine (a) doing stuff, (b) taking hits and (c) being good. Diego Pavia leads the 2024 DOG IN HIM rankings and has had the No. 16 DOG IN HIM career over the last 10 years.

Look at FOX KTVU based in Oakland. They can’t even put Oakland in the headline. If something positive happens in Oakland, it’s “Bay Area city.” If a burger joint closes, it’s “Oakland, Oakland, Oakland” in every headline.

Only because I lived in Nashville and it was against my will

Watch everyone slow up because they dont want to hit a QB late who is going out of bounds. This is the like the fake slide, not some amazing athletic feat.