ME: (an adult man) [re-entering house] almost forgot my baseball mitt, which I bring to the baseball game. as an adult man. MY WIFE’S TENNIS PRO: (shirt off for some reason) hey, have fun tonight, guy. ME: (bringing baseball mitt to MLB game as an adult man) thanks.

I don't know Manchester United. I don't know Ronaldo. I know Villaaaaa

"he must've flipped my wife 8 times!" I Think You Should Leave FC

People say it’s foreign trolls or tiktok that sows cynicism and maybe a bit, but I think watching 4 wks of kids being pulled out of rubble then reading your govt magically found $14B extra to do more of that and also your schools and roads are falling apart may contribute as well

In 2023 I only used Spotify to listen to John Cullen's birthday song on Howell Dawdy Fast Track repeatedly so if you need a #SpotifyWrapped2023 recommendation from me, that's it!

Instant classic. UP THE VILLA! 💜

Kristi Noem: No one will top my bizarre animal killing stories. RFK Jr.: Hold my bear.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: The enemy of the working class travels by private jet, not migrant dinghy.

🎵If I don't see the end, throw my goalposts into the Cumberland 🎵 Diarrhea Planet The Gospel of Diarrhea Planet

This is Pete Buttigieg with the only acceptable answer.

A reminder the greatest album of this year was dropped. It goes track for track with any of your heroes' albums. ffm.to/npqrkp%0A

Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end

This is gonna be so fuckin good!

My favorite part about Gladiator II was seeing the Final Reckoning trailer on a big screen. This thread is a delight! Merry Cruisemas one and all!

Emery in Paris! #AVFC #UTV villareport Holtecast Dan Bardell Max Stokes Jacob Tanswell Jack Grimse Ghana Lions AVFC

Come see Cheem in Chicago with me!

Imagine calling yourself the master race and have to resort to erasing the achievements of minorities to make yourself feel better.

Like if you're not jazzed out of your gourd to see this movie I don't get what your deal is!

Well America is tanking!!! All we can do is Trust The Process...