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The thing about Los Angeles is you can run a 15 minute errand and get trapped for hours in a shoot out and then come home from being trapped in a shoot out and have to go on as usual. I’m over here checking Jira mentions while half my brain is going “that was weird, right?”

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the best part of remote ICANN participation is when the site won’t recognize your login credentials in the middle of the meeting.

As a society, we do not talk about the Cruel Intentions soundtrack enough.

Today was my last day as Head of Registry Policy @CentralNic. It was a wild 3 years with a really really great team. Hopping on a plane to start my next adventure and will see some of you at CloudFest next week.

I just called reception at the Colosseo to ask for an iron and ironing board and they said “no ma’am, that is an insurance risk”. I have NEVER been more interested in the story behind something in my entire life. Who set the precedent? Who is this hero?

We are delighted to announce and introduce you to our latest team member. Industry veteran and all-round amazing person, Kelly Hardy ! Read more here: iq.global/blog/welcome-k…

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In a taxi in Sweden, driver is blasting the Austin Powers soundtrack and I am counting Burger Kings along the highway. There are so many. This is…not what I was expecting.

James Bladel from GoDaddy on the stage with Kelly Hardy from iQ Global chatting about crafting TOUs that reflect the world we want to see, community responsibility vs. overreach and much more #NDD23 #domains

Heather Armstrong was a damn good friend. And she worked really hard to try to prevent this from happening. And I’m so fucking mad that she had to be here during a time when we didn’t understand more about the human brain. This is so horrifically unfair.

This week I talked to Michael, but next week at ICANN I would like to talk to you. Give me bar appetizers and I will give you the DNS Proust Questionnaire. iq.global/blog/5-questio…

A man on my flight to Washington, DC crammed two dogs into one louis vuitton pet carrier for an entire cross country flight. When he took them out I was hoping it was a clown car situation and he would keep pulling mid sized white dogs out of the bag.

I am speaking at the APAC DNS forum this week so I started that journey at LAX security by getting my hair stuck in my headphones so badly I stopped and yelled “please go in front of me, I am unable to free myself!” A TSA agent offered me scissors.

My overkill travel politeness and Hong Kong politeness are resulting in intense politeness standoffs. No one will get in the elevator first. Days pass. We all expire from old age in front of the opening and closing doors.

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My hotel television in Hong Kong has every international news station and…Lifetime. This is fine. American news *is* the Tori Spelling movie “Mother May I sleep With Danger”. It’s fine.

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I live in the town that put a man on the moon yet despite JPL and Cal Tech both being in my zip code there is no reliable internet option. 4, 4+ hour outrages this week alone - Spectrum I work from home, you’re messing with my livelihood.

If you’re feeling accomplished today, don’t. No one is doing as much iconic work as the dog from Silence of the Lambs.