My tailor wey i give clothes 1 month ago.

Shout out Martin Luther King That nigga had a dre-e-e-e-e-e-e-eam

Me: "How much time do I have left doctor?" Doctor: "5" Me: "5 what? Years? Months?" Doctor: "4" Me:

Garna wins Star of the Match! 🌟 Discover ASR | #CFC | #EmiratesFACup

it took me 20 years to realize that when someone says "hold your horses" they're telling me to be stable

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

This week, I’ve only budgeted one laugh and it’s scheduled for Friday. Let’s not play with each other.

🕯️to join a pyramid scheme in its early stages🕯️

Just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

until death, all defeat is psychological

"twin", "king", "queen"... why are the youths calling each other mattress sizes

Intelligent Smart

Tell them hombres in France we bout to whoop their asses again 💙🙂

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?” Me:

when you realise the patient you just shouted is the undercover Minister of Health.

The realization that you’ve grown past the age of being a ‘promising young person’ and are now just an underachiever is bitter in a way that’s nearly impossible to articulate

When you're scared to revise,because you don't want to discover how much you have forgotten

My mum died this morning. Not at all unexpected and very peaceful at a grand old age. I'm staying at my sister's and, after a couple of hours of reminiscing, her husband came down to breakfast with a cheery: 'Good morning, orphans'. And sometimes you need that sort of humour to

Come on galatasaray👏👏

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