I'm sick of hearing about that evil c**t that's gone missing in Tenerife, Harry Kane and Phil Foden have been missing since 16th June and no one set a go fund me to find them #jayslater

England fans in Cologne today ahead of the game tonight... “So f*ck off Tartan Army, You’ve had your f*cking party, You’re going home, home, home.” 😭🤣

I saw a video of people going for a run when they was there, fuck that, wake up and back on the beers

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£59k is one hell of a fucking send off

You'd be getting put down 🔫

WHITE woman hits a horse - WORLD goes mad WHITE cop kicks a non white criminal - WORLD goes mad BLACK MAN stabs a WHITE Military man - WORLD IGNORES

Who doesn't love an empty snooker room when the course is closed in winter...? 😍

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I feel like we're going to see some fantastic tweets now Joe isn't playing anymore

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Be some huge winners coming in, boom, site goes down, sneaky cunts

Anyone else got a free canteen at work? No, didn’t think so

Alright Guy Martin, calm the fuck down 🥴

Got Calvin Addison a new t-shirt for the football season, don't mess with that bloke 👊🏼👊🏼👊🏼

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He shit himself when AJ said he was gunna kill him in the ring