the american mind cannot comprehend this 🍫 🇨🇦

Nobody worry about me, I’m where I belong. About to enjoy live theatre by myself with the most generous plastic cup of shitty wine

😭😭

I knew they’d start with all the dyed red states but still

What a dark fucking day.

“I voted for him for cheap groceries”

Tina and Bette will find each other in every lifetime

“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently

How it feels finding your mutuals on BlueSky:

Getting a lot of messages re: our new mayor, and I just want to say that as a respectful civilian, my congratulations to her. And as a lesbian with a very specific type, yes, of course I've seen her and I know.

Saw the Boss, Bruce Springsteen, last night

"You've got to stop dating women with androids." "No, I agree, and I will." "And women with husbands." "Ok, slow down."

Have you never watched Bring it On you fucking loser