It's so cool that my health insurance monthly premium went from $315 to $771, which is the cheapest plan available to me as an independent journalist in new york city. i love america and i love my representatives who worked together to ensure i could pay this much.

Earning $100,000 in 2025 is the equivalent of making $53k in the year 2000. BLS data show that the median college grade was making $46k per year nominally, which is almost $90k in today's money The kids have it right. We should all be paid more.

Scientists proved this...

Got the job market right where I want it

Major CloudFlare outage this morning. Hmm.

Ladies and gentlemen, your GDP.

Good friend just had a baby girl 💕 ahh God is good

Oh hi 👋

Nobody asked for the first one.

Not only am I not going to attend your wedding if it’s “child-free,” I won’t even consider it a real wedding.

when i realised nobody knows what they're doing. it's idiots all the way up. you don't need permission, or qualifications, or expertise. you can literally just do things.

Breaking: Pope Leo XIV clears the record stating, “No one has said that the United States should have open borders. I think every country has a right to determine who and how and when people enter."

Woke up and remembered I can't be dropped by Gersh because I'm not represented by Gersh. So that's a win for me.

If a man has a bunch of candles and living houseplants in his apartment you’d better get out of there before his girlfriend shows up.

Look closely at the tiny muscle bulging on the forearm just below the elbow. That is the extensor digiti minimi, a small muscle that helps extend the little finger. Anatomically this muscle becomes especially active and visible when the little finger is extended. Notice how Moses

Gen-Z groceries? In this economy?!?

I regret to report the Godfather III “Coda” edit isn’t all that bad. This is horrifying.

A career?!? In this economy?!?!?

Bunch of assholes if you ask my opinion.