Found agony in banana

Don't go out today. It's so sunny, but the evil wind has threatened my life force and blown me back inside

Nosy, mouthy, cheeky... facial features lead to naughty characteristics

Don't think i remember my last MRI sounding like an experimental techno night that I'd totally go to

You've never read 27° and felt so relieved

The UK needs a public vote on Boris Johnson’s Brexit deal ft.com/content/a513c3… via Financial Times

Current mood

Twas not me on the BBC. (Many people asking.... Someone else has my name)

Other people's casualbeautiful WFH situation photos have me wanting to spend the day tidying instead of programming. I will resist

a collaborative draw happened with some ft folks on a virtual pub hangout - here's what happened

Around 15% of the UK workforce is self employed. No sick pay, benefits or paid holiday - and now no right to support from the government's "job retention scheme". PAYE workers could get 80% of wages, but self-employed get just £94 per week? Not fair. Not enough. RT if you agree!

I'm flaking on stuff a lot less now that it's always a hangout from my flat

i used a react hook for the first time. how far back in time do i have to go in order for that to make me cool?

why do we say "just for sh!ts and giggles"? the giggles bit i get but...

I wonder if there are still a billion flying ants outside

feeling pretty tense - realised i need to take some maths & japanese exams today. ahh thank you, recurrent anxiety dream, for your consistency over all these years

'nullish coalescing operator' is it just me or is that a bit dark and poetic?

Been thinking about the turtles. I miss my turtles lunchbox. I want the turtles outfit that my mum made for me

So 9 months of having to decide, every day, what thing to make for lunch, and I finally get Huel