Me being fierce in the nursing home 12 years ago. I contracted sepsis (Strep A) in a surgical wound (broken leg) and was hospitalized for 2 months. I’ve been handling shit on my own for a very long time. No one’s coming into my life again without a serious amount of vetting.

Ranting about how suspiciously ridiculous X is. Maybe more in the way; idk. Might feel frisky later. 🐟

This was supposed to be a real conversation but Grok is too silly. Washing machine go *brrrrrr*. 🐢 🍍 grok.com/share/c2hhcmQt…

Y’all ever notice how “fiscally conservative” people are always comfortable, while poor people are unceremoniously accused of simply being “fiscally irresponsible”? Really think about that and the $50B annual wage theft in the US. But look over there!! 👉 *fraud and shit* 😱

This is weird…the picture I posted earlier today of me in the nursing home for IV antibiotics due to sepsis…the entertainment was very limited. The ONLY book in the entire place to read was Ender’s Game. It was…inspiring. 🤔 Glad he’s okay. 👾

People will get so butthurt about it, too. Yes, you’re an acquaintance, not a friend. What’s my middle name? When is my birthday? Bitch, I don’t even know where you live. 🤷🏼‍♀️

What if all animals are capable of telepathically communicating with each other and we are the only ones that can’t. Your pets can hear your thoughts and each others thoughts and are fully abreast of the situation and you’re just the dumbass in the dark who keeps the lights on.

There was a “see what your future children will look like” app/widget whatever on Facebook way back in 2010 when I was in college. These toys we have “now” have been around for a very long time.

A dad realizes his son is growing up better than he did and feels a little jealous.

I was reminded of this song yesterday and I had to listen to it to cleanse my brain. More Joker in this music video than the whole movie. 😈 🐂 🍩 Lambo: Peak success, or, a crack pipe made from a plastic bottle and a spark plug. Also, when? ⚰️ 😉 youtu.be/ZkqyIoYAXV8?si…

My favorite Ye song. 🙏 youtu.be/708mjaHTwKc?si…

For men, sex is like hats. For women, sex with the possibility of abortion is like a haircut. Without, tattoos.

Imagine being the guy who thinks everyone is into revenge rape porn. Or whatever. 😂 What a fucking loser.

Aesthetic philosophy on point tonight. 😂 Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 Joe Bob Briggs #TheLastDriveln

My sex life in a nutshell: put on lingerie and just say “dick?” loudly over and over again. 🤣 Most relatable character ever. Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 Joe Bob Briggs #TheLastDriveIn

It’s *~genuinely~* extremely fucking concerning. The Dumb is all around us.

Be glad if that’s what you have. After being overweight my whole life when I finally got down to where I could tell I was extremely attractive the first man who came along rug pulled me so hard it ruined my life. Or it showed me everyone’s true colors. Silver linings I guess. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I do love me some Søren. 🩵 But I used to live my life like this. Then that best friend stabs you in the back. After a decade that person shows up stalking you online. The Wheel of Fortune just spins and spins.

You can’t fuck someone out the same way they were fucked in and expect it to romantically overwrite sins of the past. It just re-traumatizes. It’s not a curious “what is this? 😏”; it’s “oh no, not *this* shit again 🙄”. I’m my only home, and I’m kind to myself. I just want out.