What I get sent of my kid lmfao

It’s absolutely gorgeous out so I simply have to spend $118 today.

If you put brown sugar on your green beans I automatically hate you

*stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?

Direct deposit: +$1,400 Me:

Teenagers in Grease be like: on my way to school

Having to dance at my own wedding reception is enough to make me not ever wanna have a wedding lmfao the embarrassment I feel from watching y’all is too much

i hate a “off this for a while” ass bitch , just dissapear we ain’t trippin 😂😂😂

slushies be so fucking good until u gotta ⮃ → ⤡ ↯ ⬈ ⥃ ↜ ↫ ↶ ↳ ↴ ↺ w the straw

2020: wear a mask and stand 6 feet apart 2021: wear 2 masks and stand 3 feet apart 2022: wear 5 masks and stand on one foot 2023: to the left 2024: take it back now y'all 2025: cha cha real smooth

Her titties make the pain go away... That’s a perky set

mfs be wearing Dior but not Diordorant

“i can change him” girl did he shit himself

Me: Im so over college Also me: a masters degree sure would look nice on my wall.....