Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first says, “I like accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second replies, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is

My neighbor lost his job sometime back and he couldn't afford to pay the school fees for his two daughters, so he decided to commit suicide. The worst part of the story is, His wife had paid the fees already but informed the school to keep asking the man in order to get a refund!

Could I simplify this a little. When you are crossing the road, turning right at a junction and making many other decisions on the road, there are always some calculations you have to do. One input in your calculations is the speed of other road users. Then the black swan.

Kwa biashara ya matatu ,kiti ya driver ni yake ,kiti ya conductor ni yake ,Viti tatu ni za sacco,mbili ni za police mbili za kanjo ,kiti moja ya carwash na mbili za mechanics , Viti mbili ni za insurance Sasa wewe mwenyewe unabaki na boot pekee .

My child was in a tram today when an old lady who thought she could buy a ticket in the tram as it used to be the case sometime back walked in. On realizing that there is no ticket machine on the tram, she walked to the tram driver to ask for guidance, the driver was rude to

You are needed outside, I have eaten the neighbor's banana

In 1895, a French social psychologist named Gustave Le Bon published a book so dangerous that it became the private playbook of dictators for the next century. Hitler quoted it. Mussolini kept it by his bedside. Edward Bernays used it to build modern propaganda. The book's

Hapa namna how?

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Iran has kept the Straight of Hormuz toll-free for decades despite being vilified, sanctioned, and Isolated. Egypt charges $300,000 – $700,000+ per transit through the Suez Canal. Ultra-large container ships or tankers can exceed $1 million. Panama charges $150,000 – $450,000

A nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. She grabs a deposit slip, pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse, and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and, without missing a beat, says,

Carol Radull It's like FIFA deciding right now that after their review indeed Diego Maradona scored the 1986 world cup winning goal with his hand therefore the winners of that final are England and not Argentina.

Carol Radull CAF right now

Second fave: When he was born, Chuck Norris drove his mother home from the hospital.

She-ate. And there is a man who could not punch and lives to be 100 years old. All the same, life is more than calendars.

That is me.

Stop coming to Mombasa with your dad’s side uncles to buy cars. Last week really opened my eyes. The client was completely green, his first car, and he knew nothing about the process. The plan was to get him comprehensive insurance cover, but the uncle insisted he knew someone

Dogman I think it's time we asked ourselves as a society: What kind of world will our grandchildren leave behind for Keith Richards and Willie Nelson?

Why do most concrete slabs crack even when the mix was done right? Thread 👇